Destroyer of Cards

I wear Magic the Gathering cards. I like cartoons and video games and other things. Post quality may vary. Shield the eyes of children.


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lookin good stu

lookin good stu

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salmonking:

gdwunderpus:

wesleysnopes:

wesleysnopes:

Check out what this air vent does

Really important, guys.

and I ended up getting distressed at the wheel being on the wrong side of the car

AMERICAAAAAA

This is like the most perfect fan-in-ball-joint fitting of all time

(via eudevie)

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intellivision2:

yukihos:

this will be the best 15 seconds of your life if you watch this

im trying to get work done but ive watched this video at least 30 times today

I ALMOST PEED BUT I DIDN’T BUT IT WAS CLOSE

(Source: nozomitojo, via randallascot)

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azonehole:

Echo. Swimsuit model, Christmas elf.

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For Christmas, I asked for the Harry Potter forever stamps. 

For Christmas, I got /two/ books of the Harry Potter forever stamps.

I AM GOING TO SEND SO MUCH MAIL HOLY SHIT

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hardestcopy:

risingmo0n:

grapeyguts:

Incredibly clever How To about making cosplay armor with foam and plastic coating!!

USING THIS FOR EVERYTHING!

HELLO DEAD SPACE COSPLAY

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

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jnotronbo:

Jimbles tutorial for website name of jimblify.com

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helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

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shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

(Source: voidfella, via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

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serrasangel:

ratica:

ratica:

There’s a ghost haunting my doorbell and I don’t know if it is harassing me or just really enjoys the doorbell.

I don’t think you understand the doorbell has rung three times since I posted this.

dude, my dad used to have the toilet flush after he died. Did anyone die u know recently?? Who liked doorbells?

The house already had a doorbell ghost when I moved in.

Maybe someone died and really has to tell us something so it keeps ringing the doorbell to get our attention but we just ignore it.  Or the doorbell is broken.  Either works.

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ratica:

There’s a ghost haunting my doorbell and I don’t know if it is harassing me or just really enjoys the doorbell.

I don’t think you understand the doorbell has rung three times since I posted this.

There’s a ghost haunting my doorbell and I don’t know if it is harassing me or just really enjoys the doorbell.