Destroyer of Cards

I wear Magic the Gathering cards. I like cartoons and video games and other things. Post quality may vary. Shield the eyes of children.


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Mom pours water while son hurts his hand.

(Source: youtube.com)

Scraps and the Walnut

(A tribute to Gizmo and the Hazel Nut)

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HEY! I’m a computer!

toastradamus:

Stop all the downloading!

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lookin good stu

lookin good stu

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salmonking:

gdwunderpus:

wesleysnopes:

wesleysnopes:

Check out what this air vent does

Really important, guys.

and I ended up getting distressed at the wheel being on the wrong side of the car

AMERICAAAAAA

This is like the most perfect fan-in-ball-joint fitting of all time

(Source: dickbuttofficial, via eudevie)

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intellivision2:

yukihos:

this will be the best 15 seconds of your life if you watch this

im trying to get work done but ive watched this video at least 30 times today

I ALMOST PEED BUT I DIDN’T BUT IT WAS CLOSE

(Source: nozomitojo, via randallascot)

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azonehole:

Echo. Swimsuit model, Christmas elf.

Reblogged from briannacherrygarcia

For Christmas, I asked for the Harry Potter forever stamps. 

For Christmas, I got /two/ books of the Harry Potter forever stamps.

I AM GOING TO SEND SO MUCH MAIL HOLY SHIT

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hardestcopy:

risingmo0n:

grapeyguts:

Incredibly clever How To about making cosplay armor with foam and plastic coating!!

USING THIS FOR EVERYTHING!

HELLO DEAD SPACE COSPLAY

(via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

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jnotronbo:

Jimbles tutorial for website name of jimblify.com

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helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

Reblogged from goldenwebs
shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

shinji-ikari-official:

this is a review for bioshock

(Source: goldenwebs, via totallynotagentphilcoulson)

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